"--and in other news, Gotham's prince has returned," says a perfectly quaffed newsman (on the room's tv, bolted to the ceiling) with a square jaw and a warm smile carefully calculated not to look smarmy. "Bruce Wayne's returned, alive and well! As to why he was declared dead, sources are currently--"

Victor forgets to listen to that part of the news and squeals (having learned from experience that her customary large gestures are not really possible right now), and says, "Ohmigawd ohmigawd ohmigawd!"